new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Im part way to drunk.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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