Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It's Friday. Sex?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Im just a social blackout drinker.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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