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(337): View more from Louisiana

thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts

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(752): View more from California

What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?

(209): View more from California

I think the two go hand in hand.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?

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(805): View more from California

I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with

(1-805): View more from California

Wtf when were you almost naked??

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