Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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