i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
