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Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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