ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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