the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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