I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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