Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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