Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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