She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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