morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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