you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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