no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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