My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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