yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I need moral support for this bender
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
You have to summon your inner elephant
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize