Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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