It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
barbara walters just said penis...
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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