What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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