we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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