if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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