"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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