The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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