i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
