2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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