I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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