what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
How external is "for external use only"?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
