If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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