I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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