I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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