exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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