How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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