Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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