Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Randomize
