You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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