Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Just high enough for therapy.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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