Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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