so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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