It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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