Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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