you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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