Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
