I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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