I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
