Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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