i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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