I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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