I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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