After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
