I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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