im gay
i know
yea but for you.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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