Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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