The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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