do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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