Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We were destined to go to rehab together
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
