4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
it's like iHOP with fire
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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